Caption Contest Time!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/05/2014 at 12:33 • Filed to: game

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You have until 6 pm, go!

RacecaR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:35

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Then I said "Sure, just the tip."

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:36

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"I honestly don't know what's come over you guys. All I did was crosspost an article from Jez."

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:36

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Of course I don't have time to learn about every little problem with our cars; I spend my entire day filling out sexual harassment reports! Just look at who I work with! Keeping all these old White men in line is a full-time job!

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:36

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"So I cupped them like this..."

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:36

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I wonder if I turned my stove off this morning

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret 06/05/2014 at 12:37

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The glasses guy?

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:38

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But first, let me take a selfie

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:39

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The glasses guy is obviously thinking about what he watched on the internet last night.

TheJWT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:39

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Why the fuck did you guys buy Cobalts in the first place???

For Sweden > Victorious Secret 06/05/2014 at 12:39

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Glasses guy has used a microwave exclusively since 1993.

RacecaR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:43

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What is she saying now?!?! She she say my name? Crap, I should have been paying attention!!

McMike > Leadbull 06/05/2014 at 12:44

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LOL.

"Hey guys, when I said "Whatever, I could run this company better than that asshole" I didn't think you would take it seriously!"

RacecaR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:44

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Wonder what my wife is doing right now. She better not be banging the pool boy again, or I'll have to give him a stern talking to...a very stern talking.

RacecaR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:45

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If I put my lips like this and blow really hard, it makes a funny noise.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:46

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"I'd rather be taking it on the face than dealing with this mess."

Jcarr > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:52

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I regret having Taco Bell for breakfast.

The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 12:59

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I wonder if the execs she fired is me?

The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 13:00

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' Now Watch Me Sink This Putt.'

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 13:44

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This hand is filled with all the fucks we give about you stupid poor people who bought a Cobalt instead of a Cadillac.

Can't you see them? I swear they are there. All of them.

KamikazePigeon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2014 at 13:51

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Must. Hold. In. Fart.

The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/06/2014 at 10:38

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I believe you have my stapler.... its a red swingline.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 06/09/2014 at 07:57

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So, you won this. I'll shoop a car for you sometime this week.